Monday 28 February 2011

Israel..ain't it great?

Israel's great, isn't it? It is the only democracy in the Middle East, and it works hard to keep things that way.

Hamas was also democratically elected, but that doesn't count since it's a Death Cult. A bit of a cross between Charles Manson and Japanese kamikaze pilots from WW2. "Death Cult". It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?

I suppose the occupation and annexation of Palestinian lands is a bit unfortunate, but I don't like to talk about that too much since the National Post pays my bills these days. And let's not forget that Israel is a Democracy! The only one in the Middle East. That's the main thing.

I'm not too fond of people who criticize Israel. After all, Israel is a Democracy, and one should never criticize Democracies. In fact, criticizing Israel is pretty suspect. I wouldn't go so far as to say that people who criticize Israel are motivated by anti-Semitism, but really, what else could motivate them? Israel is a Democracy after all. Why the heck do they care about Israel so much? Iran is much worse. If they don't spend twice as much time criticizing Iran as they do criticizing Israel, then there's definitely something suspect about their motivations.

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